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..As soon as Google finishes buying Napster and Africa, they have decided to just roll with it and buy the whole damn world. “I’ve always thought that the world should just belong to me,” quoted Eric Schmidt, head of
Submitted: Wednesday, February 8, 2006 by: Pyle Pennington
Upon skimming through the newspaper today, I was hit with a sudden revelation. I've heard more horrible news events in the last three days than I’ve seen in recent movies or video games. Beaten cops, murdered gays...
Submitted: Tusday, February 7, 2006 by: Eddie Vinguelist
Star Wars. You’ve heard of it. Your parents have heard of it. Your dog has heard of it. Your dog’s parents have heard of it. Now, ask yourself…why? Why has everyone heard of it? Because of its special effects...
Submitted: Sunday, February 5, 2006 by: Pyle Pennington
...In what was believed to be a conspiracy involving the leaders of our country, international terrorists, the media, and 3M, several "top secret" security leaks indicated that the best way to protect yourself from...
Submitted on: Saturday, February 4, 2006 by:Chet Baker & Eddie Vinguelist
"Auschwitz, I'll have another!" declared Moonface Monroe as he fought through throngs of people at a synagogue in an office building in California. These Unfortunately were his last words. Monroe was there to...
Submitted on: Thursday, February 2, 2006 by:Eddie Vinguelist
...a game of dungeons and dragons. George Bush rolled the die and got a 17. "I choose to use my sword of +9 raping Iraq and taking all of it's fucking oil on Saddam Hussein. And then I cast Magic Missle." Saddam...
Submitted on: Tuesday, January 31, 2006 by:Pyle Pennington
Is this a new American past time or just another passing trend? I live in New York, and recently there has been a rising surge of pedophiles on the loose. Men, young and old, are running up and down the streets looking ...
Submitted on: Monday, January 30, 2006 by:Eddie Vinguelist
...is what might have happened if he hadn't of ran right out of the fucking court room. The court judge expelled him from the trial, along with the entire defense team, after he persistently chanted, "Fuck America, it sucks!" over...
Submitted on: Sunday, January 29, 2006 by:Pyle Pennington
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